Can you believe it?
Another year has passed but your prayers have been answered as Ryloride 4 is upon us. Lets take a moment to savor those feelings of excitement/relief/and ohhh so much anticipation! I know you are asking yourself “Can they outdo Ryloride2? RR3?” Well it is NOT about outdoing those wonderful rides, oh the memories I almost feel a bit teary, it is about enjoying another one that is sure to be filled with tons of memories that we will cherish for a lifetime. I am still such a cockeyed optimist but the world needs that so lets step back from the negativity of the world and creepiness of the situation in Hollywood and use Ryloride4 as an opportunity to forge ahead on a better path! As you know, the Ryloride Doctrine STRONGLY supports inclusiveness and understanding so feel the love and follow along as we head down the PCH to our favorite place–Del Mar.
What is the theme this year? Guess what there are many! Most of them will be revealed when I unveil the Ryloride Memorabilia (Oh are there some stories about that stuff) but I will let you know that one of the main themes of this years ride is–The All Star Edition. We had SOOOO many letters with ideas for future Rylorides (along with many people begging to be included of course) that it took us months to sort through them all but one theme that kept coming up again and again was–Do an All Star Edition! So we asked the fans to vote for their favorites and those lucky folks are the cast of Ryloride4–the All Star edition. Who is riding? We will get to that in good time but for now I will only say it is myself:
and Mr. Nathan Rose:
Yes, Nathan and I held extensive auditions and decided to let ourselves be portrayed by Bryan and Ryan. I was recently asked during a Press Interview with a Non Fake News Agency exactly what is the blog and why use the Famous Actors (who want to portray us so badly)? I guess the best way to look at it is the Blog is a Docudrama. Everything that occurs is factually correct ( well at least 72% of the time) I just am able to use my creative genius to enhance the experience for you–the Blog Reader. You are welcome. I take my role quite seriously and will try not to let you down as we progress down the PCH.
I have a ton to tell you but I depart Moraga tomorrow at 7:30 Am so I must go prepare for the drive down the 5 with…..Oh not yet you must wait and see! We have BIG plans for tomorrow night and rumors are circulating that Bret Barker may even join us…..But now I must go finish the treat bags–here I am putting them together:
and load a LOT of stuff into the highlander so we can begin…RYLORIDE4–The All Star Edition! Wait wait we have one fan who keeps texting me questions I guess we have time for one question–well it seems to be more of a statement …”You suck. I mean you really suck. If you look up suck in the dictionary there is a picture of you.”
sincerely,
Tom Tierney–say hi to the family!
And, so it begins–Ryloride 4–The All Star Edition–We Choose Not To Run!
It’s Happening.